Sunday, November 25, 2007

Super Paper Mario is awesome!

Been playing a lot of Wii this holiday weekend, love the Wii Sports, and I have to say that Super Paper Mario is one of the most fun games I've played on any system in a long time!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope everyone enjoys the day, so have a safe, happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I am funny

Updated 3/14/08
This has become one of my most popular posts, but I think people are coming to this page looking to see if this is true and you're going to get some money from Bill Gates if you forward on this email. I'll save you some time and let you know that "This is fake! There is no program that tracks your email and Bill Gates will not send you any money." I think the first time I ever saw was of these emails was easily 10 years ago when I first got online. Now that you know this, please keep reading if you want to have a little laugh!

So someone at work sent out one of those "Bill Gates will send you money if you forward this email on!" emails. It was funny because it was sent to at least 50 people, someone replied back to everyone saying that it was fake, and a 3rd person replied to apologize for sending it out (I assume she sent it to a few people, one of them was the person who sent it to everyone). After all that...someone who had received it...forwarded to on again, to everyone again. So I decided to change it a little bit and send it out again (to people with a sense of humor). Maybe it was one of those situations where you had to be there to appreciate it, but everyone seemed to think it was hilarious. Below is what I sent out.

Read carefully...
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>THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
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>To all of my friends, I always forward stupid messages, but you already know that!
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>But this is from my friend Fred Thompson and he really is
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>an attorney (on tv).
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>If he says that this will work - It will work. After all,What have
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>you got to lose besides your patience with humanity?
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>SORRY EVERY BODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm a
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>law school dropout, And I kind of know the law. This thing is for realsies. Rest assured
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>AOL and &nbs p; Intel will follow through with their promises for
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>fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one
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>filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
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>Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.
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>Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent
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>later. By burning in hell.
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>Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies
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>and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the
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>most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
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>beta test. Also, Intel recently changed it's name to Microsoft, apparently.
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>When you forward this e-mail to friends (or enemies, I don't care), Microsoft can and will
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>track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks
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>time period.
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>For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
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>you 245 pesos. For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
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>Microsoft will pay you 243 lira and for every third person that receives
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>it, You will be paid 241 yen. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
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>you for your address and then send a thug to come steal your wallet.
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>Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
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>1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
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>Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
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>e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
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>within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00, but i stay working here for the people. You need to respond
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>before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the
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>man. Or possibly me after I get my money from the deposed Nigerian dictator's wife.
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>It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
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>people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00, and if you don't, you have no friends and are totally lame.
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>We're not going to hel p them out with their e-mail beta test without
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>getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in
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>on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT
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>game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and
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>was stamped 'Paid In Full'. But for some reason the check was from some place called "Deja Vu." I think that's a Microsoft subsidiary.
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So forward this on or you'll never find love, everyone will mock you, and an Incan dwarf will come and kick your dog.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Team Myspace Page

I'm putting together a myspace page for our bowling team, you can check it out at http://www.myspace.com/teamfugly

Monday, November 12, 2007

I like numbers

So here are some numbers:
This past Friday night I bowled, and I averaged 192. This season, through 60 games, I am averaging 198. Overall, I get a strike 49.84% of the time. I am converting 66.25% of my spares.

On my last tank of gas, I got 22.30799 MPG. Since September 1, 2007, I am getting 26.3956 MPG.